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Joods

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RE: Keep calm and...

August 7, 2016 at 12:54 pm

(August 7, 2016 at 10:37 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I promise I won't eat any babies until after they are born.

We don't eat fellow atheists babies.

We eat religious people's babies.

Get it right.

LP, your little one is safe Wink

No BBQ today.

Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.

A well deserved beat down

(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work. If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now. Yes, I DO want fries with that.

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