What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"

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What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"

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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church?

May 16, 2011 at 3:02 am

(May 16, 2011 at 2:42 am)JohnDG Wrote: And so was my adventure of first being an evil spirit, then after extreme transition I was treated like their messiah.

How come that shit never happened to me?!?

All I ever got was condescending looks and a "thank god that bad influence is gone" when I left.

Where is that fuckin church?? CAUSE I'M GOIN!! ..... Meet your MESSIAH FOR THE DAY BITCHES!!

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What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 2:42 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Cinjin - May 16, 2011 at 3:02 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Justtristo - May 16, 2011 at 3:08 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Johnny Hoax - May 16, 2011 at 3:08 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Violet - May 16, 2011 at 3:18 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 3:19 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Johnny Hoax - May 16, 2011 at 3:30 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 3:41 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Cinjin - May 16, 2011 at 10:23 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Doubting Thomas - May 16, 2011 at 11:09 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by frankiej - May 16, 2011 at 11:14 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Ace Otana - May 16, 2011 at 11:27 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Minimalist - May 16, 2011 at 11:34 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 12:17 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by downbeatplumb - May 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by popeyespappy - May 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Minimalist - May 16, 2011 at 1:13 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Kayenneh - May 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Doubting Thomas - May 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Minimalist - May 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

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