What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"

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What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story"

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RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church?

May 16, 2011 at 3:19 am (This post was last modified: May 16, 2011 at 3:19 am by JohnDG.)

(May 16, 2011 at 3:18 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(May 16, 2011 at 2:42 am)JohnDG Wrote: Nobody can do me like jesus.
No one can do me like the lord.
The lord will always do me good.

They weren't seriously singing that. Only newscasters from The Onion could say that with a straight face.

I can't get to the second sentence without busting up

The irritating part is they sang it for about 5 minutes..

Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin

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What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 2:42 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Cinjin - May 16, 2011 at 3:02 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Justtristo - May 16, 2011 at 3:08 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Johnny Hoax - May 16, 2011 at 3:08 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by Violet - May 16, 2011 at 3:18 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 3:19 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Johnny Hoax - May 16, 2011 at 3:30 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 3:41 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Cinjin - May 16, 2011 at 10:23 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Doubting Thomas - May 16, 2011 at 11:09 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by frankiej - May 16, 2011 at 11:14 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Ace Otana - May 16, 2011 at 11:27 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Minimalist - May 16, 2011 at 11:34 am

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by JohnDG - May 16, 2011 at 12:17 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by downbeatplumb - May 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by popeyespappy - May 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Minimalist - May 16, 2011 at 1:13 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Kayenneh - May 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Doubting Thomas - May 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm

RE: What happens when an athiest goes to a pentacostal church? "funny story" - by Minimalist - May 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

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