I'm seriously thinking of starting my own Rapture day cult.
And I'll tell my followers( of which I should have no problem gaining many) that on the day of Rapture they will need to launch themselves into the sky with bungee cords in order to gain initial escape velocity to initiate their ascent to heaven.
God will then catch them and complete the journey.......
I'll post the results on Youtube.
And I'll tell my followers( of which I should have no problem gaining many) that on the day of Rapture they will need to launch themselves into the sky with bungee cords in order to gain initial escape velocity to initiate their ascent to heaven.
God will then catch them and complete the journey.......
I'll post the results on Youtube.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.