RE: Do Catholics have most boring churches/ liturgy?
October 4, 2016 at 4:32 pm
(This post was last modified: October 4, 2016 at 4:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(October 4, 2016 at 12:32 pm)InquiringMind Wrote:(October 4, 2016 at 6:54 am)Faith No More Wrote: I don't know. Trying to pick which service is the most boring is like trying to pick which politician is the biggest asshole. I mean, why do you think they make those pews so goddamn uncomfortable? They don't want you falling asleep.
So if services are so boring, why do people attend? In spite of the atheist crowd fantasizing about the end of religion, religion remains quite popular. Religiosity is declining in America, but still, lots of people go to church on Sunday. There's got to be something in it for them.
Hookups, baby. It's a meat market and social club. Sit through the service...so you get the bbq and beans, and you get to chat up the girl in the sundress that you saw shaking her ass in a latex one piece last night at the club.
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