I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

[Pat Mustard]

I've elaborated before on these. People understand and know exactly how they prove God. Playing ignorant will do you no good. I'm tired of playing games.

Yes we do understand. There is no way in which your statements prove god's existence because they are deepities lacking in a single shred of evidence.

They may impress unlettered goat herders, but bring them to an educated audience versed in the principles of the scientific method and you've got nothing.