I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

[Whateverist]

I'd like to see Mariosep pray his posts into existence, rather than piggybacking off science.  

I'd like to see Mariosep prove that he exists.

And in what form.  My best guess is as an acned, homeschooled teenager or young adult living in their parent's basement without a proper girl friend or, more accurately, unable to decide between righty and lefty.