I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

[Pat Mustard]

But she weighs less than a duck!

Anorexia is no system for a basis of witch hunting. Look, if I went around lobbing run way models at you and proclaiming witches, you'd put me away!

Clearly you are no man of science. Follow the deductive logic, if a woman weighs less than a duck she will float on water; if she floats on water she must be made of wood; if she is made of wood then she burns, and we all know that witches burn. You're no Arthur, King of the Britons. Oh, to be working with such a man again!