I am a pixieist, what do you think of my proof that universe creating pixies exist?

[ukatheist]

Exactly! The pixie argument is completely made-up bullshit. I am obviously the Creator Goddess and these foolish atheists are just mocking me.

Hmm, I need to find a way of objectively verifying whether you are telling the truth or not.

So I'll spend tonight searching my feelings and trust what my heart tells me.

No need to do that. Just close your eyes, count to three then open them. Then, when something happens, it will be a sign from the gnome gods telling you what you already believe in your heart, but choose to ignore and deny.