I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

[AceBoogie]

Dear Simon Moon:

I have given the proof of God existing nth times already, starting from the postulation of the concept of God, to the evidence in objective reality outside of our mind, in all instances of causation, like conception and birth of babies by their papas and mamas, thus to the conclusion on the basis of the evidence, namely: an entity in existence corresponding to the posited concept scil. first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning, which I call God.

Dude are you slow or what?

Where do you get the idea that just because you create a concept of god, then follow that up with 'proofs' that reaffirm your original concept, you're all of the sudden proving the existence of god, theoretically or otherwise? Are you honestly that dumb? Where does your original concept of god come from? Your first point is the first problem with your 'argument.' You don't explain how you reached the point where you created this concept of god. From where did you get this concept? From who? And just because your concept may have an origin does not make that concept valid. I can say that blue is, in concept, actually red, but that doesn't make it fucking so.

That's like me saying

1. Unicorns are the sole creators and operators of cupcakes and baked goods - because I said so

2. Look for instances of cupcakes and baked goods outside of our minds

3. Ooooh look, a cupcake

4. God exists because I said so, plus 70 pages of complete nonsensical, grammatically incorrect bullshit

Your mind is so incredibly dull and your grasp on the English language so tenuous, that if you're not trolling us all I honestly fucking feel bad for you. I have never met a thicker headed idiot in all my days. You're literally just spouting off grammatically incorrect nonsense for 70+ pages in a row, basically repeating the same shit over and over and over, despite dozens of people explaining to you in detail why your original post makes absolutely no sense. How much longer can this go on before you realize you're a moron and you need to rethink your 'argument,' if we can even call it that? You're trying WAY too hard to 'sound' like some sort of intellectual thinker, and quite honestly a little bit of pretentiousness never hurt anyone. But if you're going to be a pretentious prick your argument better be fucking sound, which it is not - at all.

The problem is I don't think you even know what the fuck you're talking about. You probably heard some christian scholar spout this nonsense off in a debate of some kind and thought you could recycle it here. Wish I could say it was a nice try, but it wasn't