I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?

[Astreja]

Forget not, dear Simon, to care for your papa and mama in their old and dependency age, that will be the perfection of your humanity.

I hope you aren't expecting us to take care of your senile god too, Mariosep -- You know, the one that thought it would be a good idea to let a Talking Snake™ roam loose in its garden of magic trees, then proceeded to drown the planet and start a bunch of wars before the Romans finally managed to pin him down for a couple of days.