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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

November 23, 2016 at 12:01 pm

(November 23, 2016 at 11:59 am)Astreja Wrote: I skipped all the steps and unilaterally declared Myself to be a goddess. Conveniently I chose magisteria that don't actually need divine intervention: The vernal equinox, punctuation, chocolate, and Random Equipment Malfunctions.

I remain agnostic of My own divinity, however.

Chocolate is key.

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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 23, 2016 at 11:32 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by I_am_not_mafia - November 23, 2016 at 11:47 am

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