RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 3:03 pm
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 3:12 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I prefer my 3 step system. 2 steps to becoming God and then 1 step to losing all your beliefs.
Two steps to becoming God:
Step 1: Express grotesque amounts of hubris.
Step 2: Murder the fuck out of anyone who disagrees with you about anything ever.
One step to losing all your beliefs:
Set fire to your own head until it burns off. No brain=no beliefs or certainty about anything happening or not happening.
DISCLAIMER: WARNING! THE ABOVE 3 STEP SYSTEM IS A JOKE AND TERRIBLE ADVICE. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, AT A PICNIC, IN TRANSYLVANIA, DURING A LAWS OF PHYSICS-VIOLATING INTENSE GANGBANG SESSION BETWEEN 10 IDENTICAL CLONES OF A BLOKE NAMED "ALF" AND A SAUSAGE-AND-MAYO-HUNGRY BABE CALLED "NATASHA FANNY-TASTICA" ON A NUDIST BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS OR INDEED ANYWHERE ELSE.
Two steps to becoming God:
Step 1: Express grotesque amounts of hubris.
Step 2: Murder the fuck out of anyone who disagrees with you about anything ever.
One step to losing all your beliefs:
Set fire to your own head until it burns off. No brain=no beliefs or certainty about anything happening or not happening.
DISCLAIMER: WARNING! THE ABOVE 3 STEP SYSTEM IS A JOKE AND TERRIBLE ADVICE. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, AT A PICNIC, IN TRANSYLVANIA, DURING A LAWS OF PHYSICS-VIOLATING INTENSE GANGBANG SESSION BETWEEN 10 IDENTICAL CLONES OF A BLOKE NAMED "ALF" AND A SAUSAGE-AND-MAYO-HUNGRY BABE CALLED "NATASHA FANNY-TASTICA" ON A NUDIST BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS OR INDEED ANYWHERE ELSE.
