How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

November 27, 2016 at 11:45 am

That's just your opinion. I may have been taking the piss.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 23, 2016 at 11:32 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by I_am_not_mafia - November 23, 2016 at 11:47 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by I_am_not_mafia - November 23, 2016 at 11:48 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 23, 2016 at 12:03 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Astreja - November 23, 2016 at 2:07 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by I_am_not_mafia - November 24, 2016 at 5:03 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 24, 2016 at 9:36 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Excited Penguin - November 23, 2016 at 11:54 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Astreja - November 23, 2016 at 11:59 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Excited Penguin - November 23, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by account_inactive - November 23, 2016 at 12:03 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 23, 2016 at 1:21 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by brewer - November 23, 2016 at 1:24 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 23, 2016 at 1:37 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by brewer - November 23, 2016 at 1:54 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 23, 2016 at 2:20 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Astreja - November 23, 2016 at 4:08 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Primordial Bisque - November 23, 2016 at 1:58 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 23, 2016 at 3:09 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 23, 2016 at 3:26 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Primordial Bisque - November 23, 2016 at 3:40 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 23, 2016 at 4:45 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 23, 2016 at 6:33 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 23, 2016 at 3:26 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by AceBoogie - November 23, 2016 at 3:58 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Primordial Bisque - November 23, 2016 at 4:06 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 23, 2016 at 4:12 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Primordial Bisque - November 23, 2016 at 4:13 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 23, 2016 at 8:40 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 23, 2016 at 6:32 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by purplepurpose - November 23, 2016 at 6:56 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by brewer - November 24, 2016 at 11:59 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 24, 2016 at 10:31 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by brewer - November 24, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Thumpalumpacus - November 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Minimalist - November 24, 2016 at 11:12 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 25, 2016 at 12:00 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 25, 2016 at 2:33 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 25, 2016 at 8:45 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 25, 2016 at 10:08 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 25, 2016 at 11:37 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 25, 2016 at 1:59 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 25, 2016 at 2:01 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2016 at 3:03 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 3:43 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 26, 2016 at 3:46 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 7:08 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 26, 2016 at 7:55 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 12:52 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by chimp3 - November 26, 2016 at 8:11 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 26, 2016 at 9:30 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 26, 2016 at 2:01 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 3:35 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by purplepurpose - November 26, 2016 at 3:56 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 4:03 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 26, 2016 at 4:07 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 4:10 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 26, 2016 at 4:15 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 26, 2016 at 4:10 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 4:15 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 26, 2016 at 5:33 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 10:24 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 26, 2016 at 10:44 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 11:02 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 26, 2016 at 11:07 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by I_am_not_mafia - November 27, 2016 at 6:27 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 27, 2016 at 10:39 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 27, 2016 at 10:55 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by robvalue - November 26, 2016 at 4:11 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by I_am_not_mafia - November 26, 2016 at 5:31 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 27, 2016 at 12:46 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 27, 2016 at 8:40 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Aegon - November 27, 2016 at 12:51 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 27, 2016 at 2:09 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Crossless1 - November 27, 2016 at 11:50 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by account_inactive - November 27, 2016 at 3:45 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by chimp3 - November 27, 2016 at 8:02 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 27, 2016 at 11:45 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 27, 2016 at 2:21 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 27, 2016 at 2:25 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 28, 2016 at 12:36 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 28, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 28, 2016 at 1:18 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Silver - November 28, 2016 at 7:51 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by FatAndFaithless - November 28, 2016 at 10:03 am

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Cyberman - November 28, 2016 at 7:44 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2016 at 7:48 pm

RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief): - by ProgrammingGodJordan - November 28, 2016 at 9:08 pm

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