Irony totally lost on you, huh? That or a wilful pig-headedness to be superior, whatever the situation. I recommend you get this checked professionally.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'