RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
December 9, 2016 at 3:54 pm
(December 9, 2016 at 2:14 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(December 9, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Is it wrong that I'm aroused right now?
What happens between consenting adult and consenting heavy machinery is ok.
That reminds me of a rhyme I made up a few years ago.
Quote:There once was a man from Nantucket;
Whose car was so nice he would fuck it.
He got real sick when exhaust burned his dick, brought it back from the doc's in a bucket.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
