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Why Didn't Jesus Write?

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RE: Why Didn't Jesus Write?

December 14, 2016 at 6:47 am

(December 13, 2016 at 6:15 pm)Cecelia Wrote: According to the Bible Jesus could write, because he wrote something in the sand at some point. Then again maybe he couldn't because we don't learn what he wrote, so maybe it was illegible. They just assumed it was angelic writing, so they were like "He Wrote In The Sand!"

Maybe he was drawing naughty pictures and the bible writers, in a fit of embarrasment, changed the line.

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Why Didn't Jesus Write? - by Athena777 - December 13, 2016 at 11:16 am

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