Why Didn't Jesus Write?

[Cecelia]

Maybe he did write things, but it was rubbish so they had to make up other stuff.

Maybe SHE wrote things, and they didn't like it.  So they tossed it out and came up with their own crap. Like turning her into a him.

This is why prayers aren't answered anymore.  Tiffany Christ is upset at all the screwing around people did, so she just gave up and hoped people would eventually get it right on their own. (Also she's still probably pissed about being hung on a cross. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned)

Actually this explains a lot. Tiffany Christ didn't 'die for our sins' she was executed for being a woman that claimed to be god. But people were scared that she was telling the truth so they wrote stories about her, but changed her to a man because they couldn't handle the idea of a woman being god. She facepalms every time people pray to Jesus.