People who otta just shut the fuck up because EVERYTHING they say sets me off

[GOĐ]

While it is true that most of the time I take religious stupidity with a grain of salt and an eyeroll, sometimes, just sometimes - you just wanna lose your shit!

This is one of those days.
Most Christians are buffoons spewing out unfounded rhetoric they've regurgitated from some other useless butt-nugget with no understanding of anything outside their tiny little bubble.  It can be most vexing.





EDIT:
Oops, I forgot to put my answer ----- Anyone who believes magic is real and has an imaginary relationship with an invisible wizard that has never been seen or heard and only performs miracles that always coincidentally look exactly like normal daily occurrences that could happen to anyone.