What is your specific level of Theism?

[Drich]

I'd like to ask theists the same question.

I'm not making a poll because fuck all poles!

Are you a:

1:  piss weak theist?  Funerals and weddings and straight to the nearest cafe bar?

2: weak theist?  Not sure the whole god thing is really real, but meh, I've doing it my whole life and you know what they say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

3: cherry picker extraordinare!  I enjoy the churchy life  because it allows me to conveniently hide my predudices behind the veil of religion. Plus, I look forward to some cab sav and a cracker every Sunday morning.

4: I'm a believer!:  I believe with all my heart that God loves me and will allow me to live on in paradise when he's finished with me here. Life just doesn't end for me!  Thank you so much sweet baby Jesus!

5:  I'm a Fundy!:  I will pass on God's word to everybody I see! Especially those that haven't seen the light!
They're rude sometimes, that's OK because that's the devil making them say that of course! Derrr!

6:  Full on Xtard:  I speak with God on a regular basis. I sm so blessed! Who would have thought that the creator of the universe would have the time to talk with me? I suppose I'm just special? What's not to love about his beautiful mysteriousness?

7: GC,LR,MK Category:  God, I love you so much I am drunk on your beauty and know not what I am saying! Thank you!

8: Exclusive club, platinum membership only:  The bible and the Qur'an IS the inerrant word of God and I follow it to the letter.
 No cherry picking for me! Cherry pickers are just pretenders! Gotta go, the warden's coming!

9:  I am one with God. You poor lost sheep! As soon as they release me from this stupid straight jacket, I will unleash hell on all you infidels! Don't blame me? It's exactly what he wants! I'm just the messenger fool!

I'm effectively a level 1. If that's important to family and friends, I will not disappoint! Plus I love my café latte!

10: Just a Servant. One who knows God, accepted the atonement offered by Christ, and has been given tasks to complete.