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I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"!
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RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"!
(January 11, 2017 at 1:28 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: the hand of God

or maybe sphincter . . . . .

Interestingly, the third verse of this song is pertinent to this fundamental theme:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 12:51 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:26 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by comet - January 11, 2017 at 8:03 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2017 at 1:28 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:31 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cyberman - January 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by brewer - January 11, 2017 at 1:35 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 11:59 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by JuliaL - January 11, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Jesster - January 11, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 2:58 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 4:23 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by chimp3 - January 13, 2017 at 6:45 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cyberman - January 13, 2017 at 9:43 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Tonus - January 14, 2017 at 10:10 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 13, 2017 at 8:31 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 16, 2017 at 1:25 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 16, 2017 at 2:51 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 12:52 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cephus - January 18, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 4:29 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cephus - January 18, 2017 at 5:39 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 5:43 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cephus - January 18, 2017 at 5:57 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 19, 2017 at 2:59 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 19, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 19, 2017 at 3:27 pm

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