Now Finish The Job With Snowden

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Now, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9, 1974.

There's the wording.  All he needs is Microsoft Word Find and Replace and he can fix this issue.

Beats waiting for the Whiny Little Bitch to make a deal with his asshole buddy Putin to have Snowden kidnapped out of Russia.  The Drumpfucks would cream in their pants over that.