Why do you write precisely in the same manner as Pulse?
You know that having more than one account is against the rules, right? The penalty is usually the banning of both. Just thought you'd like to know...
Cue in Rex Harrison:
What in all in heaven could've prompted him to come,
After such a kick in the gonads?
What could have driven him;
What could have possessed him?
I cannot understand the wretch at all!
Theists are irrational, that's all there is to that!
Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Jesster]
Jesster, why can't a theist be more like an atheist?
Jesster: I beg your pardon?
poca: Yes...
Why can't a theist be more like an atheist?
Atheists are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a theist be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a theist learn to use his head?
Why do they do ev'rything their pastors do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a theist take after an atheist?
Atheists are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Wherever you're with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't pray for hours?
Jesster: Of course not!
poca: Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Jesster: Nonsense.
poca: Would you be wounded if I never sent you blessings?
Jesster: Never.
poca: Well, why can't a theist be like you?
One atheist in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous set!
Why can't a theist take after atheist?
Cause athesits are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for a meeting, would you bellow?
Jesster: Of course not!
poca: If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Jesster: Nonsense.
poca: Would you complain if I took out another atheist?
Jesster: Never.
poca: Well, why can't a theist be like us?
[To Drich]
Drich, you're a theist...
Why can't a theist be more like an atheist?
Atheists are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can't a theist be a chum?
Why is thinking something theists never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their bible is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a theist behave like an atheist?
If I was a theist who'd been to a forum,
Been hailed as a thinker by one and by all;
Would I use large fonts and overflow the text box?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I shout off and never tell me where I'm getting at?
Why can't a theist be like me?
[copyright by whomever created the "A Hymn To Him" song, with alterations attributable to pocaracas. May still be a bit rough around some edges - work in progress]
You know that having more than one account is against the rules, right? The penalty is usually the banning of both. Just thought you'd like to know...
Cue in Rex Harrison:
What in all in heaven could've prompted him to come,
After such a kick in the gonads?
What could have driven him;
What could have possessed him?
I cannot understand the wretch at all!
Theists are irrational, that's all there is to that!
Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Jesster]
Jesster, why can't a theist be more like an atheist?
Jesster: I beg your pardon?
poca: Yes...
Why can't a theist be more like an atheist?
Atheists are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a theist be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a theist learn to use his head?
Why do they do ev'rything their pastors do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a theist take after an atheist?
Atheists are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Wherever you're with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't pray for hours?
Jesster: Of course not!
poca: Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Jesster: Nonsense.
poca: Would you be wounded if I never sent you blessings?
Jesster: Never.
poca: Well, why can't a theist be like you?
One atheist in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous set!
Why can't a theist take after atheist?
Cause athesits are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for a meeting, would you bellow?
Jesster: Of course not!
poca: If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Jesster: Nonsense.
poca: Would you complain if I took out another atheist?
Jesster: Never.
poca: Well, why can't a theist be like us?
[To Drich]
Drich, you're a theist...
Why can't a theist be more like an atheist?
Atheists are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can't a theist be a chum?
Why is thinking something theists never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their bible is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a theist behave like an atheist?
If I was a theist who'd been to a forum,
Been hailed as a thinker by one and by all;
Would I use large fonts and overflow the text box?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I shout off and never tell me where I'm getting at?
Why can't a theist be like me?
[copyright by whomever created the "A Hymn To Him" song, with alterations attributable to pocaracas. May still be a bit rough around some edges - work in progress]
