It's all too silly for my hard headed self. I mean... why would any intelligent adult worship a dude who cares so much about what you do with your dick or vagina? Really. There you have it. A powerful god with riches, servants, knowledge, anything he could ever want... and he would be so fucking offended if a dick goes up an ass or a tongue plays with a vagina. Oh no! His majesty is threatened! How could they!? Insanity, I tell you. To believe that is just crazy if you're old enough to reason.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian