First briefing to reporters

[Thumpalumpacus]

Because he is an insecure cunt.

Yes, and now that Spicer's shameful performance in that first briefing went so badly and with investigations into a possible Russia connection proceeding, that insecure cunt has doubled down on his totally unsupported claim that he would have won the popular vote if not for 3-5 million votes illegally cast. The man can't help himself. He's like a cat chasing a laser pointer. I'm surprised he doesn't shit in a box.

He does, though -- it's a small box, can only hold 140 characters, so he shits very regularly.