If "god" wants to talk to me... [new video]

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Thank you Good old Norfolk accent. I've been told it's sexy! By one person. No, not my wife. She thinks I sound stupid

Indeed! Who made my eyes and ears? Who gave me this faulty equipment that can't pick up God FM? Who knows the equipment is broken but won't mend it? How exactly am I at fault here?

Weirdly the people who receive the message can't agree on what it is. So what is more likely? God tells everyone a different message, or people are imagining it? We already know the majority of religious people must be imagining it due to the contradictory nature of religious beliefs.