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Would you date a theist?
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RE: Would you date a theist?
(July 1, 2011 at 3:58 am)adam_1992p Wrote:
(July 1, 2011 at 3:55 am)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: Nope. Happened once, not happening again. Just don't shut the hell up about how their grandmother is living proof god is real.

lol what do you mean about the granny?

She said her grandma died and came back to life and she seen and heard jesus, and because her crazy schizophrenic grandma did that she has to try and convert me. I can't stand stupidity at all. We are the most intellectual animals on planet earth, but we believe in all this god shit? Well...i guess there is hope for humanity?

She reminds me of a kid on xbox today was talking about how jesus saved us all in a lobby, when there were 3 atheists in the lobby too. He said since we were atheist we would lose the game. Welp, we won. But his excuse was jesus felt bad for me. one excuse after another, just like the end of the world a few months ago.
(June 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I ... um ... fell into bed with a very sexual girl who turned out to be a Mormon once. She was intense in bed, sweet and affectionate all day long, but man, as soon as she found out I was an atheist, she shut the door to intimacy. It was funny, too, because she would mention the night we spent together, but then say something like "but I could never let myself do that again." Usually, this preceded attempts to get me to convert. That didn't work out. Some religions DEMAND their own kind.

Definitely thumbs up to that.
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Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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Would you date a theist? - by Brick-top - August 28, 2008 at 8:07 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Boulat - August 29, 2008 at 5:13 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Brick-top - August 29, 2008 at 5:37 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Boulat - August 29, 2008 at 10:11 am
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Eilonnwy - July 23, 2010 at 8:32 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 8:46 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Dotard - July 23, 2010 at 9:15 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Violet - July 24, 2010 at 2:28 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Godhead - July 23, 2010 at 9:27 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Godhead - July 23, 2010 at 9:34 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Godhead - July 23, 2010 at 9:35 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Dotard - July 23, 2010 at 10:54 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by TheDarkestOfAngels - July 23, 2010 at 9:55 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by tackattack - July 24, 2010 at 1:06 am
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by mem - July 24, 2010 at 4:24 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Violet - July 24, 2010 at 4:37 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Zen Badger - July 24, 2010 at 5:55 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Dotard - July 24, 2010 at 8:05 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Rhizomorph13 - July 25, 2010 at 9:58 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Violet - July 26, 2010 at 4:29 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by LastPoet - July 24, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Skeptisma - July 26, 2010 at 12:12 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by mem - July 24, 2010 at 5:28 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Paul the Human - July 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Facejacker - July 24, 2010 at 10:19 am
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Facejacker - July 26, 2010 at 7:09 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by leo-rcc - July 26, 2010 at 7:29 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by downbeatplumb - July 26, 2010 at 9:19 am
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by downbeatplumb - July 26, 2010 at 9:31 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by DR7164 - July 26, 2010 at 9:26 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Mr Olefemi - July 26, 2010 at 9:30 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by TheDarkestOfAngels - July 26, 2010 at 10:40 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Facejacker - July 28, 2010 at 7:31 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Spencer - July 29, 2010 at 8:33 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Eywa - July 30, 2010 at 2:26 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Spencer - July 30, 2010 at 9:27 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Skeptisma - July 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Spencer - July 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Paul the Human - July 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Rob - July 30, 2010 at 10:50 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by SleepingDemon - August 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by adam_1992p - June 30, 2011 at 5:22 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - June 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by adam_1992p - June 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - June 30, 2011 at 5:35 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by The Grand Nudger - June 30, 2011 at 5:32 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by MilesTailsPrower - July 1, 2011 at 3:55 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by adam_1992p - July 1, 2011 at 3:58 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by MilesTailsPrower - July 1, 2011 at 4:05 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by WiffGiff - July 1, 2011 at 10:32 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by The Grand Nudger - July 1, 2011 at 10:34 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Faith No More - July 1, 2011 at 10:35 am
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by The Grand Nudger - July 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by The Grand Nudger - July 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - July 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - July 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by The Grand Nudger - July 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Darwinian - July 1, 2011 at 10:20 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Darwinian - July 2, 2011 at 4:31 am
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Violet - July 4, 2011 at 12:55 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - July 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by frankiej - July 2, 2011 at 4:13 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by adam_1992p - July 2, 2011 at 4:33 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Autumnlicious - July 3, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by The Grand Nudger - July 3, 2011 at 10:50 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - July 3, 2011 at 11:23 am
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Rhizomorph13 - July 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - July 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by reverendjeremiah - July 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by Violet - July 7, 2011 at 2:17 pm
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RE: Would you date a theist? - by reverendjeremiah - July 17, 2011 at 9:22 pm
RE: Would you date a theist? - by Epimethean - July 17, 2011 at 9:36 pm
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