(March 3, 2017 at 3:48 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: After I duck the verbal onslaught and kitchen ware that is sure to follow, I will instruct her to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
If a woman attacks you with a knife, hold up a piece of bread. This will activate her female instincts and she will make you a sandwich.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
