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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
There may be merit.

I have been told numerous times to let jesus inside me, I require at minimum a nice diner before that..

(March 7, 2017 at 7:13 am)Godschild Wrote: Well it seems like it is time to give a little lesson here, one l thought someone would have known, but hey if you did then you could not have poked fun at Christianity.
7 in the scriptures represents completeness, it is connected with perfection it is a running theme throughout the scriptures. So how does this apply to this thread, well the natural rainbow has 7 visible colors this is the perfect bow God set in the sky as a covenant to remind us that there would never be another global flood.
Now the number 6 is a representative of incompleteness and associated with Satan, it is a number of unworthyness. Yep, you've guessed it the gay pride flag only has six of the seven colors and I'm sure l do not have to go into detail about what that means for the LGBT movement do l.

GC

 Your username has 9 letters, 9 is 6 upside down. As we all know Satan is upside down in rebellion of god ergo you are an agent of satan.

Less comically, Not caring that you're a poe, GC you're a fucking moron.

RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by rado84 - November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Aegon - November 30, 2016 at 9:01 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Alex K - November 30, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by robvalue - November 30, 2016 at 9:54 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Joods - December 1, 2016 at 7:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 10:57 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Cyberman - November 30, 2016 at 11:09 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by rado84 - November 30, 2016 at 11:42 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Brian37 - November 30, 2016 at 11:31 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by PETE_ROSE - November 30, 2016 at 2:08 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 2:38 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 2:46 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Drich - November 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Opoponax - December 1, 2016 at 7:40 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 6:32 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by GUBU - December 1, 2016 at 7:48 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:20 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:23 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:25 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by ronedee - December 1, 2016 at 2:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - December 1, 2016 at 10:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by dyresand - December 3, 2016 at 10:50 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 3:48 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Nay_Sayer - March 7, 2017 at 6:53 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by GUBU - March 10, 2017 at 5:58 am

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