They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand...

[The Valkyrie]

Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".

I like that!