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They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand...
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March 13, 2017 at 1:21 pm
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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March 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm
I could go to Texas and offer my services at a substantial savings over the fines . . .
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March 13, 2017 at 1:37 pm
ooh, with that much earning, texas alone should be able to cover the cost of the entire wall
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March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm
Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

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March 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".
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March 13, 2017 at 5:37 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".

I like that!

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March 13, 2017 at 5:58 pm
How about if I just retrograde ejaculate?
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March 13, 2017 at 6:02 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 1:21 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: it would require rectal exams before getting a vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.


Isn't that a violation of my 4th amendment rights pertaining to unreasonable searches and seizures?
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March 13, 2017 at 6:14 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I could go to Texas and offer my services at a substantial savings over the fines . . .

If I went to Texas, I'd have to have three jobs just to keep up with fines and court costs. *rimshot*

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March 13, 2017 at 6:22 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".

Every sperm IS sacred.

It pains me to know how many are wasted everyday.

And I'm looking at you, ladies!  It only takes 1 to conceive.  No reason you can't send me the other 149,999,999.


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