Deadliest religion ever?

[Edwardo Piet]

I've come to those conclusions about you ham because you talk about your existence and it consists of seeing how many times you can masturbate a day, not being able to afford anything, having no human contact, you are a poor tosser who exists through a PC monitor.
Your sex life = your hand.
Your life = the computer screen.

I already dealt with this:

Ham you're a lonely internet creep, your sex life consists of furiously masturbating by yourself and you don't have enough resources to afford a KFC bucket.  You are a charity case.

You're right about everything apart from the 'creep' and 'charity case' part. I notice you reach those conclusions via no logical process as per usual.

You reached the conclusions that I was a 'creep' and a 'charity case' based on nothing. I already said you're right about the other stuff... it would kind of be hard to be wrong about the other stuff when I brag about it regularly.

Furious masturbation is something I'm proud of