A Confession (my true identity)

[LastPoet]

Beings of iniquity that we are, we will welcome her in hell. I heard they make nice dinners there.

I am not troubled about CL lying about age or form. Half a confession is not a confession at all because I am not mimbari.

Something else that you need to tell us?

Lol. Can't tell if you're serious or not, but for the record, this thread was completely a joke. The person on the avatar is me, and everything you know about me is the truth. 

...Even when I said I have never farted before in my life. Completely true as well.

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Here I were thinking you were some smart, sweet, hot Catholic chick. Turns out you're an amazingly sexy poop lady. I'll convert for you. Serious. As. Poop.

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But seriously what's with the poop fixation Cat lady

Poop is funny as hell, and I like talking about it every chance I get because it's funny to me. But rest assured, I poop in the toilet. And flush. And wipe thoroughly. And wash my hands afterwards.

That is funny, you totally got me. I mean just like TLC, making audience out of people in need of help. Clearly that human being is not worthy but to make fun of. It says so in the bible.

I totally get it. It was a joke, sorry to say that I don't find it funny. Just as I don't find children hit by war, funny.

I get this empathy from my experience with theists; they too are dwelving in piss and shit and are happy about it.