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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:57 pm (This post was last modified: April 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(April 24, 2017 at 12:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Come on Aurora; don't you realize that god works in MYSTERIOUS ways?  It's all part of his grand plan that we humans simply cannot understand.  Those other kids who died were just getting called home to Jesus!  And other bullshit.  [emoji57]

god is a Texan?


Most certainly.


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No offense, Thump. [emoji6]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short

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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Minimalist - April 23, 2017 at 9:07 pm
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by brewer - April 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Jackalope - April 24, 2017 at 12:23 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by brewer - April 24, 2017 at 6:28 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Jackalope - April 24, 2017 at 10:13 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Minimalist - April 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Isis - April 24, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Aroura - April 24, 2017 at 12:26 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by vorlon13 - April 24, 2017 at 12:36 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Fireball - April 24, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Harry Nevis - April 24, 2017 at 10:13 am
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Ravenshire - April 24, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by vorlon13 - April 24, 2017 at 12:26 pm
Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by LadyForCamus - April 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by brewer - April 24, 2017 at 12:54 pm
RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by Minimalist - April 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm
Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short - by LadyForCamus - April 24, 2017 at 12:57 pm

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