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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short

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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 8:53 am
Ban hammers.

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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 10:04 am
(April 24, 2017 at 8:53 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Ban hammers.

I see what you did there!
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 10:13 am
(April 24, 2017 at 6:28 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 24, 2017 at 12:23 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Non-existence?

Why you running down my alternate fantasy?

It, along with sarcasm, is just one more complimentary service I offer.
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 10:13 am
"You can't dodge this"

- M.C. Hammer
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:22 pm
If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a...

Oh...

Nevermind
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:26 pm
I dodged a Hummer in a crosswalk recently . . .


(while thinking about offering one to Dan-Dan . . . )
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm
(April 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)Aroura Wrote: Doesn't it just piss you off when people thank Jesus for saving their loved one(s)? I mean, wtf, it sort of implies he actively let's other people like this poor kid, die. I mean, if he can save the life of one sick or endangered child, why not all of them?


Come on Aurora; don't you realize that god works in MYSTERIOUS ways? It's all part of his grand plan that we humans simply cannot understand. Those other kids who died were just getting called home to Jesus! And other bullshit. [emoji57]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:54 pm
(April 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)Aroura Wrote: Doesn't it just piss you off when people thank Jesus for saving their loved one(s)?  I mean, wtf, it sort of implies he actively let's other people like this poor kid, die.  I mean, if he can save the life of one sick or endangered child, why not all of them?

Come on Aurora; don't you realize that god works in MYSTERIOUS ways?  It's all part of his grand plan that we humans simply cannot understand.  Those other kids who died were just getting called home to Jesus!  And other bullshit.  [emoji57]

god is a Texan?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:57 pm (This post was last modified: April 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(April 24, 2017 at 12:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Come on Aurora; don't you realize that god works in MYSTERIOUS ways?  It's all part of his grand plan that we humans simply cannot understand.  Those other kids who died were just getting called home to Jesus!  And other bullshit.  [emoji57]

god is a Texan?


Most certainly.


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No offense, Thump. [emoji6]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm
(April 24, 2017 at 12:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)Aroura Wrote: Doesn't it just piss you off when people thank Jesus for saving their loved one(s)?  I mean, wtf, it sort of implies he actively let's other people like this poor kid, die.  I mean, if he can save the life of one sick or endangered child, why not all of them?


Come on Aurora; don't you realize that god works in MYSTERIOUS ways?  It's all part of his grand plan that we humans simply cannot understand.  Those other kids who died were just getting called home to Jesus!  And other bullshit.  [emoji57]

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