Dumbest mistake you ever made in your life

[Athene]

Marrying the too young, and to the wrong person, easily tops my list.
Zoinks.

This is also my biggest mistake. At least the divorce went through smoothly.

Incidentally, I never really felt an overall sense of "time flying by" until after the marriage ended.
Time moved very, very s-l-o-w-l-y up until that point.

Marry wrong, marry long, I would say.