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My Mormon parents
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RE: My Mormon parents
according to the ORIGINAL version of the polygamy revelation, your first wife must be Caucasian, (white and delightful unto the Lord), and then your subsequent wives must be Native American.  And it's OK if you want to marry Native American women who are sisters, or mother and daughter(s) if you want.  It is intended your offspring with the subsequent wives will be lighter than their mothers, and more delightful.


Hope that doesn't mess up your plans too much . . . .


Tongue
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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My Mormon parents - by NuclearEnergy - June 5, 2017 at 5:31 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by J a c k - June 5, 2017 at 5:33 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by NuclearEnergy - June 5, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by vorlon13 - June 5, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by Minimalist - June 5, 2017 at 6:18 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by NuclearEnergy - June 5, 2017 at 6:25 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by vorlon13 - June 5, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by Ferrocyanide - October 8, 2021 at 1:35 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by brewer - October 8, 2021 at 1:51 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by Ranjr - October 8, 2021 at 2:11 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by Ferrocyanide - October 9, 2021 at 7:26 pm
RE: My Mormon parents - by vulcanlogician - October 9, 2021 at 12:17 am

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