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It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
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RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
Is there a certain geriatric parishioner of the one true church who is, objectively, worse than any god - limited by and unrecognized only for her frailty?  

Evil incarnate, sitting quietly in the pew. Baking apple pies, perhaps, with her secret ingredient; seething hatred.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH! - by The Grand Nudger - June 26, 2017 at 10:12 pm
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH! - by Cyberman - September 11, 2017 at 6:24 am
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH! - by chimp3 - September 9, 2017 at 9:44 am
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH! - by Cyberman - September 11, 2017 at 6:13 am

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