10 Questions Biblical Literalists Cannot Honestly Answer

[Nay_Sayer]

If I miss someone's call it shows up in my "missed calls" list. I don't see god's number, so he didn't call. He still doesn't exist. The voices in your head aren't him. And your analogy was still incorrect regardless of how many times you say it wasn't.

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You'd think god would get with the times. Stop calling (and not leaving any messages) and send me an email!

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

GC

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For an omniscient, omnipresent entity to miss anything, means he, doesn’t exist.

 I'm not sure what you meant by that answer, it's you that misses the call not God. Actually you do not miss God's call, you just ignore it.

GC

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I did and FSM has already spoken to me and has given me this message for you.

Reject your false idol and step into the light my child, come into my arms less ye be boiled.

I will pray for you lost lamb.  RaMen

 A little sauce on the monster and it's dinner.

GC

FSM transcends sauce.  I will pray you become less intolerant of my faith.

RAmen