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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 5:10 pm
Quote:1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
  A: None.

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
  A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
  A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
  A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
     bags for mice.

5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
  A: A roaming catholic.

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
  A: A tran-sister.

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
  A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

8.Q: What's black and white and red and has trouble getting
    through a revolving door?
 A: A nun with a spear through her head!
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Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Divinity - July 13, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Silver - July 13, 2017 at 10:52 am
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by vorlon13 - July 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Lek - July 13, 2017 at 12:19 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Minimalist - July 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by vorlon13 - July 13, 2017 at 1:37 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by brewer - July 13, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Pat Mustard - July 13, 2017 at 3:16 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Divinity - July 13, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Pat Mustard - July 14, 2017 at 1:54 am
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Rhondazvous - July 13, 2017 at 4:57 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by mlmooney89 - July 13, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2017 at 4:51 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Minimalist - July 13, 2017 at 5:10 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Rhondazvous - July 13, 2017 at 7:04 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2017 at 5:18 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 14, 2017 at 8:14 pm
RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus - by Rev. Rye - July 14, 2017 at 9:31 pm

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