RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 5:21 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2017 at 5:51 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
I know I've told this one here:
While driving to church, an elderly priest has a flat tire. A young man passing by offers to change the flat. His offer is accepted.
"There you go, Father... All set," says the young man as he finishes mounting the spare.
"Are the lug nuts on tight? I wouldn't want the wheel to fall off," says the elderly priest.
"Yes, Father. They're as tight as a nun," answers the non-Catholic young man.
"Well, in that case," says the priest, "you better give 'em another couple of turns."
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.
"Father!" she cried, "Just WAIT until you hear this!"
The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
"Well, Father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun, "it was what they were wagering on! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest,
"What did you do?"
"Well, I was very angry, I'm afraid I hit the ceiling, father."
"How much did you win?"
(August 22, 2014 at 11:48 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: The local convent was organizing a charity bakesale with a nearby monastery, but with some last-minute difficulties, Brother Gregory had to walk over to the convent so that he and the Mother Superior could iron out the problems.
Now, the convent was in a pretty rough part of town, and Brother Gregory had to make his way past whores plying their trade. Finally, though, he got to the convent, where he and the Mother Superior got down to business. After making all the arrangements, the nun asked the monk if he had any more questions.
"Why, yes, Mother Superior," he said, and explained how he had walked over to the convent. "Now, I know what a 'good time' is, Mary Agnes," he finished up, "But what, pray tell, is a 'blow job'?"
"Oh," she replied, "Ten bucks, same as downtown."
While driving to church, an elderly priest has a flat tire. A young man passing by offers to change the flat. His offer is accepted.
"There you go, Father... All set," says the young man as he finishes mounting the spare.
"Are the lug nuts on tight? I wouldn't want the wheel to fall off," says the elderly priest.
"Yes, Father. They're as tight as a nun," answers the non-Catholic young man.
"Well, in that case," says the priest, "you better give 'em another couple of turns."
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.
"Father!" she cried, "Just WAIT until you hear this!"
The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
"Well, Father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun, "it was what they were wagering on! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest,
"What did you do?"
"Well, I was very angry, I'm afraid I hit the ceiling, father."
"How much did you win?"
