(July 13, 2017 at 5:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
8.Q: What's black and white and red and has trouble getting
through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you cal a nun who walks in her sleep?
I didn't call her. The priest did.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
