Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

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I have to say, the responses to this thread that thought the article was real were quite entertaining. I honestly thought at first that maybe you guys were joking, like your responses were as satirical as the article itself, but apparently I give you guys too much credit when it comes to understanding humor.

Really? Easy there Faith. You think I don't understand humor just because I happened to speed-read it and didn't pick up on the fact that the Onion wrote it ?
People are easily that stupid. Am I as well for not picking up on the satire? Possibly, yes, you could call me stupid in that moment, but saying that I don't understand humor is equally as stupid. You've read many of my posts ... I'm a funny, sarcastic-as-hell, laugh-till-you-pee mother fucker. I just dropped the ball for one goddamn second - that's no reason to insult my intelligence and my endearing fuckin personality. I didn't realize the humor police had issued you a badge and you were out walking the pointless thread beat.


Maybe I've given you too much credit.