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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
(July 28, 2011 at 10:07 am)Cinjin Wrote: Really? Easy there Faith. You think I don't understand humor just because I happened to speed-read it and didn't pick up on the fact that the Onion wrote it ?
People are easily that stupid. Am I as well for not picking up on the satire? Possibly, yes, you could call me stupid in that moment, but saying that I don't understand humor is equally as stupid. You've read many of my posts ... I'm a funny, sarcastic-as-hell, laugh-till-you-pee mother fucker. I just dropped the ball for one goddamn second - that's no reason to insult my intelligence and my endearing fuckin personality. I didn't realize the humor police had issued you a badge and you were out walking the pointless thread beat.


Maybe I've given you too much credit.

Apparently your humor radar still needs some fixing, because I wasn't trying to insult your personality, but just give you a good teasing for thinking this was real. Relax, take a deep breath, and remember that I am also sarcastic as hell and don't like to insult anyone who doesn't rightly deserve it. I was just trying to give you and Nap a good natured ribbing for thinking this was real, but I seem to have struck a nerve. I apologize if you're offended, but I think you need to stop taking my posts so seriously.

You guys do realize this was posted in the humor section, right?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit - by Faith No More - July 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm

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