Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

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Really? Easy there Faith. You think I don't understand humor just because I happened to speed-read it and didn't pick up on the fact that the Onion wrote it ?
People are easily that stupid. Am I as well for not picking up on the satire? Possibly, yes, you could call me stupid in that moment, but saying that I don't understand humor is equally as stupid. You've read many of my posts ... I'm a funny, sarcastic-as-hell, laugh-till-you-pee mother fucker. I just dropped the ball for one goddamn second - that's no reason to insult my intelligence and my endearing fuckin personality. I didn't realize the humor police had issued you a badge and you were out walking the pointless thread beat.


Maybe I've given you too much credit.

Apparently your humor radar still needs some fixing, because I wasn't trying to insult your personality, but just give you a good teasing for thinking this was real. Relax, take a deep breath, and remember that I am also sarcastic as hell and don't like to insult anyone who doesn't rightly deserve it. I was just trying to give you and Nap a good natured ribbing for thinking this was real, but I seem to have struck a nerve. I apologize if you're offended, but I think you need to stop taking my posts so seriously.

You guys do realize this was posted in the humor section, right?

Humor section? There's a humor section on this website???

I thought the whole site was a forum for my humor.

Faith, you did notice the smiley tongue face didn't you??? That was my good natured ribbing.

See, not all humor is easily spotted.



Cheers.