The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential"

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The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential"

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RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential"

July 26, 2017 at 9:44 pm

(July 26, 2017 at 9:42 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(July 26, 2017 at 7:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: This joke works better spoken than written:

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

A lentil doesn't charge you $200 to pee in your face!

Some jackass that I no longer talk to texted me that joke once.

You're right, it works better spoken than written.

-Teresa

Sad that the joke works in a thread about the POTUS.

God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!

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The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Minimalist - July 26, 2017 at 10:44 am

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2017 at 11:01 am

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Alex K - July 26, 2017 at 6:18 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2017 at 6:55 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Brian37 - July 26, 2017 at 6:59 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by chimp3 - July 26, 2017 at 7:06 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Seraphina - July 26, 2017 at 9:42 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by chimp3 - July 26, 2017 at 9:44 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Seraphina - July 26, 2017 at 9:48 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2017 at 7:08 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by The Valkyrie - July 26, 2017 at 7:09 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by chimp3 - July 26, 2017 at 7:15 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Brian37 - July 26, 2017 at 7:17 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2017 at 7:13 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by The Valkyrie - July 26, 2017 at 7:14 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by chimp3 - July 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Minimalist - July 26, 2017 at 8:26 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Paraselene - July 26, 2017 at 8:28 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by chimp3 - July 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Joods - July 26, 2017 at 8:58 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by The Valkyrie - July 26, 2017 at 9:04 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Joods - July 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by The Valkyrie - July 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by The Industrial Atheist - July 26, 2017 at 8:59 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by chimp3 - July 26, 2017 at 9:14 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by Cecelia - July 28, 2017 at 1:58 am

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by downbeatplumb - July 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm

RE: The Delusional Twit Thinks He Is "Presidential" - by downbeatplumb - July 29, 2017 at 4:18 am

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