RE: There is a difference between salvation, and the rewards of Heaven
July 29, 2017 at 4:14 pm
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2017 at 4:17 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 28, 2017 at 5:00 pm)Drich Wrote: yeah I was hoping to by a star ship with my potential earnings and shat-ner across the universe... The problem here is that I probably piss God off more than most of you guys.. So I imagine if there is this big public housing project/building where 'good atheist' go.. I'm probably going to be the guy who collects the government checks and fixes the toilets. At least then I could evict a few of you if you get out of hand...
Now it just dawned on me/thanks to you, I could be just another resident and have to ride the bus and share a cubical with you all....
Then I wake up in the Captain's ready room just off the bridge on my star Ship the Millennium Enterprise! Which is similar to the enterprise D, but the saucer section has been replaced with a well adapted/properly scaled Millennium falcon.
Chewy, Make it so!
Yup, you'll scrub the toilets while I stand shoulder to shoulder with the angels guarding the gates of St. Peter. Such are the wages of the sins you commit, here, daily...heretic. Your god -loves- groundpounders like me..and he;s not really choosey when it comes to their religion.
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