There is a video of two guys going at a donkey- one in the mouth, one at the rear, circulating the internet. It was filmed through a scope (mounted on a rifle?). I hear stories from guys going to Tijuana and seeing a show where a woman mounts a donkey. I'm certainly not going to go and look for a visual of that.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.