RE: Reason why aliens coming here will want to kill us
September 5, 2017 at 11:08 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 11:16 am by Succubus.)
Finally we have the solution to the Fermi Paradox.
We've been visited before you see, by a scout ship from a Proxima Centauri TV comedy channel looking for new ideas. They found the mother load in the antics of Hom Sap religions.
You see that big dish in Puerto Rico? It isn't looking for ET, it's broadcasting to them. These are the most popular PPV channels on et tv.
Monday: 'Abdul the suicide bomb instructor'. "Right lads I'll only show you this the once."
Tuesday: 'Isaac (Candle light only on Saturdays) the Noble laureate for physics'.
Wednesday: 'The incredible story of Joe and his golden plates'.
Thursday: 'Bubba the shite spouting fat bastard'.
Friday: 'Hindi and the starving (Don't eat the cows) Hindus'.
Saturday: (Lite Entertainment) 'Henry and the Homoeopaths'.
Sunday: "Live from St Marks church". 'The continuing story of the galaxy's greatest ever con job'.
'See the ju-ju man fill the collection plates'.
'observe the supplicants drink blood'.
'Watch their children turn into zombies'.
'Sit in stupefaction at how easy it is for the gangster class to accumulate wealth'.
Is it surprising this planet has been placed under quarantine?
We've been visited before you see, by a scout ship from a Proxima Centauri TV comedy channel looking for new ideas. They found the mother load in the antics of Hom Sap religions.
You see that big dish in Puerto Rico? It isn't looking for ET, it's broadcasting to them. These are the most popular PPV channels on et tv.
Monday: 'Abdul the suicide bomb instructor'. "Right lads I'll only show you this the once."
Tuesday: 'Isaac (Candle light only on Saturdays) the Noble laureate for physics'.
Wednesday: 'The incredible story of Joe and his golden plates'.
Thursday: 'Bubba the shite spouting fat bastard'.
Friday: 'Hindi and the starving (Don't eat the cows) Hindus'.
Saturday: (Lite Entertainment) 'Henry and the Homoeopaths'.
Sunday: "Live from St Marks church". 'The continuing story of the galaxy's greatest ever con job'.
'See the ju-ju man fill the collection plates'.
'observe the supplicants drink blood'.
'Watch their children turn into zombies'.
'Sit in stupefaction at how easy it is for the gangster class to accumulate wealth'.
Is it surprising this planet has been placed under quarantine?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
