Quote:You can believe a bear is taking a poo in the woods upon faith all you want. You just have no scientific evidence or logical proof to believe so.
Jesus fucking christ Waldork. So you think that every time National Geo goes out in the woods to film a show about bears they never catch one taking a dump? Do you think they sit there with their cameras and wait for the bears to do something cute or maybe they just turn the camera on and EDIT the film later?
After all, can't have geniuses like you seeing a bear shit on camera!
So here, just for you, is SCIENTIFIC FUCKING EVIDENCE that bears shit in the woods!